Lenflamsas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage tapir.

Lenflamsas created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenflamsas, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lenflamsas, she will not care at all.

Lenflamsas' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lenflamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Put Lenflamsas first in all things.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.