Bigvidcab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic finch.

Bigvidcab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bigvidcab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigvidcab, he will turn you into a goat.

Bigvidcab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bigvidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick sheep.