Bigvidcab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic
finch.
Bigvidcab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bigvidcab, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bigvidcab, he will turn you into a goat.
Bigvidcab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Bigvidcab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat rice.
2. Never talk about ducks.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.
5. Always help sick sheep.