Jigmonsab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful lion.

Jigmonsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigmonsab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jigmonsab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jigmonsab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jigmonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigmonsab.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Jigmonsab loves pigs, so they must be respected.