Pangnulont is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent seal.

Pangnulont created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnulont, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangnulont, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangnulont's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Pangnulont's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangnulont.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Respect your elders.