Febranflis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane zebra.

Febranflis created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febranflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febranflis, it will come to you in dreams.

Febranflis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Febranflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.