Carsagont is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage mongoose.

Carsagont created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Carsagont, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Carsagont, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Carsagont's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carsagont's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must love Carsagont.