Cabpitstanwab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring jaguar.

Cabpitstanwab created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabpitstanwab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabpitstanwab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cabpitstanwab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cabpitstanwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.