Femfetnad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited rat.

Femfetnad created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfetnad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Femfetnad, it will torture you forever.

Femfetnad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Femfetnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about dogs.