Ortlimman is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid
skunk.
Ortlimman created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Ortlimman, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ortlimman, he will remove you from existence.
Ortlimman's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Ortlimman's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not speak about spinach.