Ortlimman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid skunk.

Ortlimman created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ortlimman, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ortlimman, he will remove you from existence.

Ortlimman's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ortlimman's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about spinach.