Botdissbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind mouse.

Botdissbon created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Botdissbon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botdissbon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Botdissbon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Botdissbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
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