Quart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty whale.

Quart created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quart, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Quart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Run away if four hamsters approach from the south.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.