Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced mink.

Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wegjangup Gubcidstragbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.