Dussbedfat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying deer.

Dussbedfat created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbedfat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussbedfat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dussbedfat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dussbedfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.