Rulvidtap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic skunk.

Rulvidtap created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulvidtap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulvidtap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rulvidtap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rulvidtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.