Pasdubzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless horse.

Pasdubzog created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdubzog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasdubzog, he will turn you into a snail.

Pasdubzog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pasdubzog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasdubzog.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never feed gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing violet coats.

5. Do not covet oxen.