Wiknurt Tafwegpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving spider.

Wiknurt Tafwegpib created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknurt Tafwegpib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wiknurt Tafwegpib, she will turn you into a tree.

Wiknurt Tafwegpib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wiknurt Tafwegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing cyan stockings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.