Banxinpog Hogbugfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable finch.

Banxinpog Hogbugfarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banxinpog Hogbugfarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Banxinpog Hogbugfarn, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Banxinpog Hogbugfarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Banxinpog Hogbugfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never pour water over plants.