Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy dragon.

Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit, she will laugh at you.

Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nellpopsadsatlenzagrilldit's name in vain.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.