Nadliddam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome hedgehog.

Nadliddam created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadliddam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nadliddam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nadliddam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nadliddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadliddam.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.