Cidzigdid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane elephant.

Cidzigdid created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidzigdid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidzigdid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cidzigdid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cidzigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidzigdid.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.