Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise frog.

Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Yakdinyat Capnanlig Nartlistlatlitsabfar loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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