Rutkontig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless bee.

Rutkontig created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkontig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutkontig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rutkontig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rutkontig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Rutkontig on top of important buildings.

5. You must never eat turnips.