Dimbintun is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident
fox.
Dimbintun created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimbintun, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dimbintun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Dimbintun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Dimbintun's Holy Commandments1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never wear indigo shorts.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Do not kill goats.
5. Dimbintun loves mites, so they must be honoured.