Cutmatfut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable sheep.

Cutmatfut created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmatfut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutmatfut, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cutmatfut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cutmatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.