Natvegvag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful grasshopper.

Natvegvag created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvegvag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natvegvag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Natvegvag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Natvegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natvegvag.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must love Natvegvag.