Hennulfarndib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome snail.

Hennulfarndib created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennulfarndib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hennulfarndib, it will turn you into a rat.

Hennulfarndib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hennulfarndib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Put Hennulfarndib first in all things.