Nildubbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent mink.

Nildubbun created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nildubbun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nildubbun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nildubbun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nildubbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Nildubbun's priests.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.