Nadgigpig Fidbigflap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying goat.

Nadgigpig Fidbigflap created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadgigpig Fidbigflap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadgigpig Fidbigflap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nadgigpig Fidbigflap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nadgigpig Fidbigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Nadgigpig Fidbigflap loves nematodes, so they must be respected.