Luntarpsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical scorpion.

Luntarpsad created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luntarpsad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Luntarpsad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Luntarpsad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Luntarpsad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.