Dibbumzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective duck.

Dibbumzim created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbumzim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibbumzim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibbumzim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dibbumzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Put Dibbumzim first in all things.

5. Run away from brown nematodes, for they are unholy.