Badrenhakspag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying wombat.

Badrenhakspag created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Badrenhakspag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Badrenhakspag, she will not invite you to parties.

Badrenhakspag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Badrenhakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Do not take Badrenhakspag's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badrenhakspag.

5. Do not listen to music.