Volnullgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able zebra.

Volnullgof created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Volnullgof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Volnullgof, she will turn you into a snail.

Volnullgof's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Volnullgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Run away if four frogs approach from the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.