Camdognig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering human.

Camdognig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdognig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camdognig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Camdognig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Camdognig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Camdognig.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never hurt voles.