Tensand is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow sheep.

Tensand created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tensand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tensand, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tensand's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tensand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.