Mipcedton is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented otter.

Mipcedton created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcedton, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipcedton, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Mipcedton's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mipcedton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your legs blue.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.