Faslagweebess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest wombat.

Faslagweebess created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faslagweebess, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Faslagweebess, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Faslagweebess' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Faslagweebess' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve kilts.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Faslagweebess on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.