Mapvanyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident skunk.

Mapvanyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapvanyat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapvanyat, it will laugh at you.

Mapvanyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mapvanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Mapvanyat loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never wear orange skirts.