Gepladpan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish wolf.

Gepladpan created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepladpan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepladpan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepladpan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gepladpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the east.