Sisdonpop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise capybara.

Sisdonpop created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdonpop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sisdonpop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sisdonpop's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sisdonpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sisdonpop.

5. Never play with disobedient children.