Gendaplim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient duck.

Gendaplim created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gendaplim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gendaplim, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gendaplim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gendaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.