Ontlinyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast alligator.

Ontlinyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ontlinyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontlinyatt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ontlinyatt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ontlinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Ontlinyatt loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.