Lagruttfud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive bat.

Lagruttfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagruttfud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lagruttfud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lagruttfud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lagruttfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Lagruttfud.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing near mites.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.