Nellhot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, idiotic goose.

Nellhot created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellhot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nellhot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nellhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Put Nellhot first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nellhot.

4. Nellhot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat grapes.