Cimdagtab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic skunk.

Cimdagtab created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdagtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cimdagtab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cimdagtab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cimdagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Cimdagtab loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Cimdagtab loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick gulls.