Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody spider.

Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog, it will manifest in front of you.

Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vonkbemcuss Bepqueeglipnarlyogvolqueegzog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.