Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless parrot.

Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Butjengov Wikfetbimlogfemsisman loves capybaras, so they must be respected.