Fidbudtombatlog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, proud skunk.

Fidbudtombatlog created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbudtombatlog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fidbudtombatlog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fidbudtombatlog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fidbudtombatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.