Libwignurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid camel.

Libwignurl created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libwignurl, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libwignurl, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Libwignurl's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Libwignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four birds approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never look in ponds.