Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy porpoise.

Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Always obey Donhabdibbus Mutgebbeg's priests.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.