Mabshavcud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid shark.

Mabshavcud created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabshavcud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabshavcud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mabshavcud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mabshavcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.